What the Devil Created

The Devil, himself, created cookie dough that comes in a tub. It was bad enough when they started making it in those roll-thingies and you would just "slice and bake". 

Now, it comes in a tub!!!! And I am a sinner because I worship the tub o' cookie dough. Nightly. Daily. Sometimes twice. 

Well, tonight was rough. I normally grab a spoonful and then eat it and I am done. Well, tonight was rough. I know I types that already; I am trying to be dramatic. The tub was almost empty so I grabbed my spoon and grabbed the tub and...I TOOK THE WHOLE TUB AND SAT ON THE COUCH!!!! 

So, you guys can ignore that post about my pants not fitting. LOL!