I don't mind that you guys are playing outside at 10 o'clock at night. I mean, you are like 13 or something so enjoy your childhood. I am a good neighbor. I don't call the cops on you when you are doing little skateboard tricks in the middle of the street (where cars are driving) or off of my sidewalk and I think it is funny to see you pull each other around in a wagon. I mean you are middle schoolers and, I'll best honest, it's funny to see you guys pushing the limits of safety. And I don't really think you are that weird when you put on a childs' dinosaur costume that is like 7x too small for you. Seeing you run around in that--I almost peed. my. pants. It's funny.
But I tell you one thing, you little loud mouthed punks. If your frolicking in the streets wakes up my baby, I will (so help me God) hang you from a tree by your too small dinosaur tail.
Neighborly hugs and kisses,
The Lady in the White House on the Corner
2 comments:
LMAO, you are too funny!
LMBO!!!
I need to write a similar letter to the neighbors across the street from me. Uncle Sam...the United States Army. Those fools run tanks and maching guns and shoot bombs at all hours.
If I come through your neighborhood, I'll look for the pre teen hanging from a dinosaur tail in a tree. (cause you know they are gonna wake up Pants one day.)
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